It’s Valentine’s Day! Don’t worry that you don’t have a Sweetart and aren’t getting any Kisses. Most of the girls around her now are probably Nerds and Milkduds anyway. You’re a Mr Goodbar out serving the Lord. This is a 100 Grand experience filled with lots of mo-Mentos and everlasting Almond Joy.
Beware in Italy of those young Hot Tamales! You may need to make a Fast Break and keep your distance. But it’s Up 2 U (gum) how you React. (gum) But don’t be a DumDum. Righteousness brings a huge Payday!
When you get home you’ll meet some Cuddly Cuties (Valentine Day Chocolate bear) AND some Airheads. Then one day you’ll Skor and meet a Bit-O-Honey that will send you into Orbit (gum) and you’ll see Starbursts. Don’t be a Sucker and Rollo around looking for Extra Fruit Sensations.(gum) Those are Twix of the devil. Wait for the woman whose love is Good & Plenty.
Try not to have Butterfingers when you pull out the Ring Pop. You’ll be a gread Duo (gum) and before you know it you’ll have a bunch of Junior Mints running around. Have lots of Snickers on your mission. We love you Mounds. XO, your family